Where is he now?

We left him behind because he was ill. I saw a girl a week later, holding him in an awkward, uncaring way. We didn't hold him like that but then again, we didn't want a dog with a cold.

I've just heard that he's happy and working as an escalator operator at a top secret underground research facility, just outside of Ayr, Scotland.

A shabby dog story if ever there was one.