you will need:

a pin
a spade
a piece of string
a map of your local area
a ball of mixed seeds ie: apple, pine, carrot, sycamore, oak

method:

1. tie the pin to an end of the string
2. place the map on the ground
3. close your eyes and swing the pin above the map
4. drop the pin - wherever it lands you should go to immediately
5. once there proceed to dig a small hole with the spade
6. place the ball of mixed seed in the hole and recover
7. repeat

that might prove interesting... y'know, a umm... advert where the models are subject to generative anatomical changes... so, a billboard in the centre of a busy shopping district, wih scantily clad (glad?) males and females adorning it... responds to the gaze of passer-bys and the image constantly reshapes... forming a moveable hype of sorts... only reflecting... intent?

your house appears to be very smelly and a potential health risk - so watcha gonna do about it?

mmm...